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• Q The letter with the least number of amusing words in the alphabet.
  (So far). Generally found just before the letter U, entries for which will appear in several weeks....
• KNOB Erm... protruding object designed for easy grip to umm.
  .. See Innuendo -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• SAND Small grains of rock, which turn up everywhere for weeks after you've been to the beach.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• WINTER That time of year that everyone hates despite initially welcoming it after a long summer.
  Except for people who live so close to the equator that they don't notice the difference....
• TARTAN Checked pattern that is far too loud, but permitted to be so because it's Scottish tradition.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• VETO Device by which one absolute bastard can spoil the work of everyone else.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• BREAKFAST The first of three major meals of the day
  breakfast for the average person will normally consist of a small to average amount of food, such as a medium serving of artichoke, followed by three slices of cow pie and orange juice, two boxes of Corn Flakes, ninety-seven unpeeled bananas, fifteen rashers of bacon, nineteen eggs, toast, and a sesame-seed bun....
• GOLDFISH Small orange coloured fish designed to fit easily into cat's claws.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• QWERTY Type of keyboard designed to slow the typist down and confuse people who are learning to type.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...