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• Software is best understood as a branch of movie making. -- Ted Nelso
• Probably the best operating system in the world is the [operating system] made for the PDP-11 by Bell Laboratories.
  -- Ted Nelson, October 1977...
• Never jump on a man unless he is down, and when you do, make sure that you confuse him by supplying him with so many facts that he can not possibly understand what you are saying.
• Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
  You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph...
• If I had any humility I would be perfect. -- Ted Turne