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• All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat?
• I saw a commercial the other day for cat food. It said, "All natural food for your cat.
  All natural food. But cat food is made out of horsemeat....
• If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help
  Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella....
• A cat and his owner see a relationship counselor: He doesn't want you to run the vacuum cleaner or go out on dates.
  -- Nicole Hollande...
• A good cat, is a dead cat.
• A mouse may be useful, but only as cat food.
• They ought to make butt-flavored cat food. -- Gallaghe
• Why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food?
• Cat HAIR all over the keyboard..