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• REPRODUCE The sort of thing that Jeremy Beadle should be banned from.
  The Beadles actually have a history of practical jokes, right back to the days of Christ, when Jeremiah Beadle convinced Joseph that the only accomodation left in town was a stable....
• Mars's Rule: An expert is anyone from out of town.
• An expert is anyone from out of town. -- Mars' Rule
• The circus is in town.
• Marge: [praying] Dear Lord. If you spare this town from becoming a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to be a better Christian.
  I don't know what I can do... Mm... Oh, the next time there's a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually like, instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix....
• Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
  -- Mark Twain, Huckleberry Fi...
• Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
  -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Fi...