Related:

• New Orleans is the only city in the world you go in to buy a pair of nylon stockings they want to know your head size.
  -- Billy Holliday...
• Honesty is hardly ever heard, but mostly what I need from you... -- Billy Joel
• You may be right, I may be crazy, But maybe it's a lunatic you're looking for? -- Billy Joel
• The new 1st couple: Hill and Billy, from Arkansas.
• Two things are certain about science. It does not stand still for long, and it is never boring.
  Oh, among some poor souls, including even intellectuals in fields of high scholarship, science is frequently misperceived....
• There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex?
  A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel...
• I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Than cry with the saints, The sinners are much more fun!
  -- Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die Young...
• Hindsight is an exact science. -- Fagin's Rule on Past Predictio