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• Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it.
• Stop searching. Happiness is always on the previous bus.
• There's always 1 weirdo on a bus-but I couldn't find him!
• Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
  Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
• Always verify your witchcraft.
• Your parentheses always match.
• Have you noticed that your body is playing little tricks on you lately?
  If you are a boy, you may have noticed your legs, face, arms, and chest are becoming covered with thick, black hairs and your voice may be beginning to sound like a phonograph needle ruining your favorite stack of platters....
• Ross Perot exhibits as much compassion as Steve Winter.