Save The Snails!

Save The Snails!

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Save the snails!

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People who eat snails are slime!!
I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food. -- Robert Aboud
A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman.
As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump....
It's not safe to Save.
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