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• Why experiment on animals? Use a PETA member instead!
• You're the lowest member of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat.
  -- Caddyshack...
• Save the whales. Club a seal instead.
• Save the whales! Nuke Greenpeace instead!
• Save laboratory animals. Use The Bruins instead.
• PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
• peta- /pe't*/ pref [SI] See quantifiers.
• The more society becomes information instead of material objec
  this question of whether a person can copy things will make the difference between a world of universal prosperity or a world of constant rat race....
• Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.