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• You 're our enemy; lead the way, and we 'll precede.
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 1...
• I stand before you defrocked. Condemned to be a member of this lowest of species.
  A normal, imperfect, lumpen human being. -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
• You can be replaced by this computer.
• Can you make a [hot toddy]?" --"Can you make a shoe stink?" -- "Caddyshack
• You can be replaced by a machine that flushes.
• Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
• Remember, even if you win the rat race - you're still a rat.