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• Ernest Coveley, thirty-seven, was sentenced to seven years in prison in London in November for sixteen armed robberie
  fourteen of which were committed with a cucumber wrapped in foil to resemble a gun....
• A habitual slot-machine gambler, also a drunk, staggered into the Automat.
  He walked up to the sandwich section and deposited some nickels....
• Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
• Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox. -- Earl of Sandwich
• A hot pepper sandwich is here.
• Life is a sandwich, and it's always lunchtime.
• Sloppy as a soup sandwich.
• Quote #184 "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of the pox !
  "That, my Lord, depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress" -- -- John Wilkes to The Earl of Sandwich, Parliament, November 1763 Now that's so much of a classic I am near-ashamed to include it in here....