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• 6) Men employees will be given time off each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
  (7) After an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books....
• Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
  You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground....
• The employee who has performed his labors faithfully and without a fault for five years, will be given an increase of five cents per day in his pay, providing profits from the business permit it.
  -- Work Rule...
• After an employee has spent his 13 hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books.
  -- Work Rule...
• The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Give us, O give us, the man who is cheerful in his work!
  Be his occupation what it may, he is equal to any of those who follow the same pursuit in silent sullenness....
• The Bore is the person who deprives you of your solitude without any form of recompense in the form of decent company.
  A good bore can consume within the space of one year, one and a half times his own weight in patience....
• pod: [Great Britain] n. A lower form of life found on {talker system}s and {MUD}s.
  The spod has few friends in {RL} and uses talkers instead, finding communication easier and preferable over the net....