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• ARE: sixty minutes. "Ah'll meet yew thar in about a are!" -- Texan Dictionary
• AST: past tense of the verb, to ask. "Who ast yew?" -- Texan Dictionary
• BEAR: an alcoholic beverage. "Yew ever taste light bear?" -- Texan Dictionary
• KAINT: contraction for cannot. "Yew kaint do that!" -- Texan Dictionary
• SEP: to omit. "Everybody gets a RC sep yew!" -- Texan Dictionary
• TUTHER: of two or more. "Yew can take one or tuther!" -- Texan Dictionary
• Paper or plastic bags: Who cares, I'm "BI-SACKS-UAL!
• As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.
  Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits....
• To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around.
  That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?...