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Rush Hour Starts When You Leave The House. It Ends When You Reach The Office.
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Rush hour starts when you leave the house. It ends when you reach the
office.
Related:
Rush hour: that hour when the traffic is almost at a standstill.
Rush Hour....When that Fat Guy's on the Radio.
Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain...
Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?
And you thought CHAOS ment rush-hour traffic!
If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
-- John Corcora...
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? -- Robin William
All human life ends when you take a "dirt nap.
Why think when Rush Limbaugh wants to do it for you?
