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• Roosters: The cry of the male chicken is the most barbaric yawp in all of nature. -- Edward Abbey
• Homer: You did _what_?! Bart: I borrowed your nail clipper.
  What's the big deal? Homer: Nothing. I'm just a little edgy since your mother told me she wants to be a cop....
• One day the President and Mrs. Coolidge were visiting a government farm.
  Soon after their arrival they were taken off on separate tours....
• Logicians do it or they do not do it.
• Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address.
  [pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping in school!...
• Do-be-do-be-do. -- F. Sinatra
• Make it do ... Or do without.
• Do, or do not; there is no try.
• Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.