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• VACUUM-CLEANER Men have traditionally said of vacuum-cleaners "what's that?
  New men know what vacuum-cleaners are, even if they've never touched them in the flesh....
• GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• GENERATION, YOUNGER The people that you don't understand. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• Do you think the service station could sell me Midnight Oil?
  Well no, but they did sell me ice Then to the Optometrist for R....
• VOLUNTARY Descriptive of an action which you are doing purely because you have been embarrassed into it.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• SHOTGUN Inspector Unnecessary-Violence's preferred method of persuasion.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• AND NOW A QUICK COMPUTER JOKE " Life's a batch, then you DIR " -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• KILN The only thing in the art room you weren't allowed to touch in primary school.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• SCHEMA What you call a diagram when it gets too complicated and impressive to be called a diagram.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...