Related:

• Reply hazy, ask again later.
• Hack first, ask questions later.
• Please type your Bank PIN number in your reply again.
• Sorry, I'm busy with debugging. Try again later.
• ** MAXIMUM TERMINALS ACTIVE. TRY AGAIN LATER **
• First passenger (waiting at a bus stop) ask another passenger "how long is the next bus".
  The reply is : "About 40 feet!...
• Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.
• How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  100-one to announce that it burned out, 10 to agree, 20 to come running in with new light bulbs and screw them in, 9 to screw them in and leave the old bulb in, 10 to ask for a videotape of the screwing, another one to come in a few minutes later and notice the bulb went out again and start the whole process all over again....
• System down; try again later.... -- Sorry, just kidding around.