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• Revenge is a dish best served... with tangy Miracle Whip!
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• Revenge is a dish best served cold -- Sicilian (or Klingon) Proverb
• We always remember best the irrelevant.
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• The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.
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