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• And remember kids, DON'T try this at home, do it at school!!
• Remember way back when it was only the kids that had to go out back behind the barn to get a smoke?
• It is a good idea, particularly when you are doing the eyes, to get the sitter to look at you.
  In this way the portrait will look in every direction and at everyone who looks at it....
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Kids, don't try this at home! -- Famous Last Word
• A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
• The Box, 1969 by Kendrew LaSalles Once upon a time
  in the land of Hush-a-Bye, Around about the wonderous days of yore, They came across a sort of box, all bound with chains and locked with locks, And labeled, "Kindly Do Not Touch....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• If you do your best the rest of the way, that takes care of everything.
  When we get to October 2, we'll add up the wins, and then we'll either all go into the playoffs, or we'll all go home and play golf....