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• One of the more interesting takeovers in the recent past was that of GE taking over the makers of BVD underwears.
  For diversification purposes, of course. Their new slogan, you ask?...
• One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
  Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke....
• ONE THING KIDS LIKE is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to a burned-out warehouse.
  Oh, oh," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke....
• One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
  Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke....
• For a school with no Asian kids I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.
  -- Principal Skinner, "Duffle...
• If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time.
  I would relax, I would limber up, I would be sillier than I have been this trip....
• Hey! That was pretty good for Rambo!
• Still, pretty good year...
• To make yourself miserable, forget the good things in life and concentrate on the bad.