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• New DOS command: ASSPOS.EXE - Assume the position.
• It's nice to be in a position where people apologize because they assume there's humor in your work, based on past experience, but they're not sure where it is.
  -- Rob Pike...
• Marge: Bart, assume the position. Bart: [turns and leans against the wall, legs spread] Marge
  [frisks Bart] -- Leaving for church, "The Telltale Head...
• Relax, relax, it's only a game.
• My sole literary ambition is to write one good novel, then retire to my hut in the desert, assume the lotus position, compose my mind and senses, and sink into meditation, contemplating my novel.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Assume nothing.
• Force yourself to relax.
• FORCE YOURSELF TO RELAX!
• Advancement in position.