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• God seems to have left the receiver off the hook. -- Arthur Koestle
• How did you get here? Wiggle off the hook?
• For fun link /tmp to /dev/null and take the phone off the hook. -- SA Tip #654
• Definition of a prostitute - receiver of swollen goods.
• Hangnail: Coat hook...
• Captain Hook died of jock itch.
• Bart: Oh no, ties! Homer: Don't worry, son, you can have mine.
  Here, let me show you how to put on a tie. [takes off his clip-on] The hook goes over the top, and these things go in there....
• Bart: Look, why don't you just check your neighbor's drains?
  I'll hold. [Tobias rides trike off down long dirt road] Milhouse...