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  -- Danielle Steel...
• Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
  Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
• The real man's Bloody Mary: Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
  Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
• The Real Man's Bloody Mary: Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
  Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
• There are many people who think that Sunday is a sponge to wipe out all the sins of the week.
  -- Henry Beeche...
• Ingredients: one bottle of whisky, ten pounds of raw meat.
  Throw the meat to huskies. Drink the whisky. -- The Real Man's Arctic Breakfa...
• The Real Man's Arctic Breakfast: Ingredients: one bottle of whisky, ten pounds of raw meat.
  Throw the meat to huskies. Drink the whisky....
• May the bluebird of happiness crap all over your birthday cake.
• Homer: Quick, Bart! Hide the stuff I borrowed from work!
  Bart: Borrowed? Homer: All, right, that stuff I stole from work....