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• Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness.
  This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package....
• Real software engineers don't like the idea of some inexplicable and greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any moment.
  They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that systems could be virtual at *___all* levels....
• A real computer scientist does not mind UNIX, simple commands like mail and readnews rarely fail.
  A real programmer does not mind UNIX, it can be easily circumvented....
• Real computer scientists don't debug programs, they dynamically modify them.
  This is safer, since no one has invented a way to do anything dynamic to FORTRAN, COBOL, or BASIC....
• Computer models can't prove correctness, they can only prove incorrectness.
• Political Correctness is a Borg plot.