Real programmers do not eat quiche. They eat Twinkies (because they
are in vending machines) and Szechuan food (because they deliver at
4am). Also, real programmers have recently discovered the product,
JOLT Cola and have begun to stock this instead of Coke or Mountain
Dew. Real programmers do not require caffeine to stay awake, but is
required to train new and upcoming real programmers.
are in vending machines) and Szechuan food (because they deliver at
4am). Also, real programmers have recently discovered the product,
JOLT Cola and have begun to stock this instead of Coke or Mountain
Dew. Real programmers do not require caffeine to stay awake, but is
required to train new and upcoming real programmers.
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- Real Programmers don't eat quiche.
They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food... - Real programmers never eat at restaurants. If the vending machine
sells it,
they eat it. If it doesn't, they don't. Real... - REAL PROGRAMMERS don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies.
And Szechwan food. Do not go to eat Szechwan food... - Real programmers don't eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
Real programmers eat whenever they want to, and only... - Real programmers don't eat quiche. Real programmers don't even know how
to spell quiche.
They like Twinkies, Old Coke, palate-scorching Szechwan... - Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine
doesn't sell it,
they don't eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche... - Real Programmer n.
[indirectly, from the book
"Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of
hacker:
one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity... - Real Programmers do it on the console
panel...
