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• Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
• For Sale: Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
• Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
• I must say, when the doorman where I live puts up the Christmas tree in the lobby, he has the same friendly smile for those who have remembered him at Christmas and those who have not.
  Except that when he trims the tree, if you have not, there you are on the tree, hanging in effigy....
• I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted.
• A Day Off So you want a day off. Let's look at what you are asking for.
  There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year, in which you already have two days off, leaving 261 days available for work....
• Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
• Everything is for sale; only the price is negotiable.
• Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
  Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....