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• Make no mistake about it, this president is in charge.
  He is in touch. -- Vice President George Bush, on Ronald W. Reaga...
• He played a Sanity card! AARRGGH!
• The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
  The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled....
• I realized this morning why Reagan and Bush were such a good combination.
  We called Reagan the Teflon President. Given the way Bush continually changes his mind on the issues based on current political pressures, he must be the Waffle President....
• Ronald Reagan in `96! He's tanned. He's rested. He's ready.
• I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, -- explaining the $
  1000 in cash and two watches he was given -- by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange -- a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan....
• The thought of being President fightens me and I do not think I want the job.
  -- Ronald Reagan in 1973 Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter....
• Since he's been in the White House, President Reagan has gotten two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, prostate surgery, and he's been shot.
  And we, the American People, should always remember these things....