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• Reading Tolkien might help you.
• This tagline is identical to the one you are reading.
• Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint. -- Mark Twai
• barfulation /bar`fyoo-lay'sh*n/ interj. Variation of barf used around the Stanford area.
  An exclamation, expressing disgust. On seeing some particularly bad code one might exclaim, "Barfulation!...
• If it might break, don't go near it. -- Herbert Stei
• Reading might change your vision.
• Reading might improve your scope.