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• Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.
• Well...if she sees his head on a spike..she'll realise..he's _dead_..! -- Edmund : Head
• If it wasn't for this terrible war, Neville would still be here today, sniffling his little nose, and going, 'eek'.
  On the other hand, if he hadn't died, I wouldn't have been able to insert a curtain rod in his bottom and use him as a dishmop....
• Your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom, Baldrick. -- Edmund : Bee
• I came up stairs into the world, for I was born in a cellar.
  -- William Congreve (1670-1729) -- Love for Love, Act ii, Sc. 7...
• Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
  -- Jules Feiffe...