RAZOR, N. An Instrument Used By The Caucasian To Enhance His Beauty, By The Mongolian To Make A Guy Of Himself, And By The Afro-American To Affirm His Worth.

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RAZOR, n. An instrument used by the Caucasian to enhance his beauty,
by the Mongolian to make a guy of himself, and by the Afro-American to
affirm his worth.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"