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• Beryl's Law: The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a week after you've made your purchase.
  Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable"....
• A quartz oscillator oscillates at a frequency off the rated one by a minimum of 25% if it does oscillate at all.
  -- Vuilleumier's Sixth Law...
• Stop smirking Number One.
• You are number 6! Who is number one?
• Infinity is over-rated.
• I'm rated PG-34!!
• Forth: One of the top five computer languages.
• The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars.
  If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon, it would probably be a good idea....