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• My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ... -- Steven Wrigh
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• A Daniel come to judgment! yea, a Daniel! -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iv, Sc.
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• PARADOX = 2 PhD's PARADISE = 1 PhD + 1 JOB
• The quality of a blow-job is determined by the length of sheet you have to pull out of your ass.
• Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality?
  Man 1: Well, I <am> a workaholic. Man 2: I push myself too hard....