An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will
be postponed.
-- Kin Hubbard
be postponed.
-- Kin Hubbard
Related:
- It would be a swell world if everybody was as pleasant as the fellow who's
trying to skin you.
- Kin... - One good thing about inflation is that the fellow who forgets his change
nowadays doesn't lose half as much as he used to.
- Kin... - Everything comes to him who waits - except a loaned book.
- Kin... - Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
- Kin... - A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his
own good.
- Kin... - The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is
getting ready to skin you.
- Kin... - The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware
store.
- Kin... - A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
Elbert...
From the same category:
- How many
sopranos
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One hundred. One to do it, and ninety-nine to discuss... - LCK: Lock
Console... - I like to have a man's knowledge comprehend more than one class of topics,
one row of shelves. I like a man who likes to see... - To hear the world applaud the hollow ghost
Which blamed the living man.
Matthew Arnold (1822-1888) -- Growing... - POSTMEN come
slower...
