An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute
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- Pessimist:
An optimist with experience..... - Twixt the optimist and pessimist
The difference is droll:
The optimist sees the doughnut But the pessimist sees... - An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist... - An optimist laughs to forget...
a pessimist forgets to... - Neither an Optimist nor a Pessimist--
Only a Realist... - An optimist laughs to forget,
a pessimist forgets to laugh... - I know you're an optimist if you think I'm a
pessimist... - Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a
pessimist...
From the same category:
- Cold hands,
no gloves... - And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted-
Nevermore! -- Edgar A. Poe (1809-1849) -- The... - If you turn blind:
don't expect your dog to be turned into a seeing-eye... - Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin
in the Antarctic.
She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then... - But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the
system,
in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed...
