An old man lost all his money. Seventy years old, hasn't got a dime. Who
does he blame? His wife. He says, "If you were a good wife, you'd go out
and work for me." She says, "What could I do?" He says, "You could be a
whore!" "I could be a whore?" "You could try." She comes back the next
morning all stooped over, dirty, disheveled. He says, "You made out?" She
says, "Certainly I made out. I made twenty-four dollars and ten cents." He
says, "Who gave you the ten cents?" She says, "Everybody."
-- Belle Barth
does he blame? His wife. He says, "If you were a good wife, you'd go out
and work for me." She says, "What could I do?" He says, "You could be a
whore!" "I could be a whore?" "You could try." She comes back the next
morning all stooped over, dirty, disheveled. He says, "You made out?" She
says, "Certainly I made out. I made twenty-four dollars and ten cents." He
says, "Who gave you the ten cents?" She says, "Everybody."
-- Belle Barth
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