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• Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother." -- Germaine Gree
• Psychoanalysis is the mental illness it purports to cure. Karl Krau
• Casual: looks around, whistles, or sings. -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal
• Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.
  -- Sigmond Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis (1952)...
• Competitive: Stands back about 5 feet. Challenges others to distance contests.
  -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
• Curious: Leans over to look at neighbor's equipment.
  Pisses in neighbor's pocket. -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
• Drunk: holds urinal for support. Pisses on his own shoe.
  -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
• Fortunately [psychoanalysis] is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts.
  Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. -- Karen Horney...