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  Hoplophobia, like homophobia, is a displacement symptom...
• Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother." -- Germaine Gree
• FREUD, SIGMUND (1856-1939) Austrian gynaecologist and founder of psychoanalysis.
  And a down-right pervvy. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
• Chief weapons of UNIX: Fear, surprise and ruthless efficiency.
• Our weapon is surprise! Suprise and fear. Two weapons!
• The outward and visible sign of the end of war was the introduction of the magazine rifle.
  -- I.S. Bloch 1899...
• Higgeldy Piggeldy, Hamlet of Elsinore Ruffled the critics by Dropping this bomb
  `Phooey on Freud and his Psychoanalysis -- Oedipus, Shmoedipus, I just love Mom.'...
• What's -1 when less than 0, 0 when 0, 1 when greater than 0, and a pioneer in the field of psychoanalysis?
  Signum Freud......