proof by obfuscation: A long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless syntactically related statements.

proof by obfuscation:
A long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless
syntactically related statements.

proof by wishful citation:
The author cites the negation, converse, or generalization of
a theorem from the literature to support his claims.

proof by funding:
How could three different government agencies be wrong?

proof by eminent authority:
'I saw Karp in the elevator and he said it was probably NP-
complete.'
-- How to Prove It, Part 3