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• Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long. -- Ogden Nash
• Too clever is dumb. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)
• Parsley is gharsley. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...more than once, you have woken up recalling a dream in some programming language.
• People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
  -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
• I might have gone to West Point, but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. -- Will Roge
• The Preacher, the Politician, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie.
  A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one?...
• The panther is like a leopard, Except it hasn't been peppered.
  Should you behold a panther crouch, Prepare to say Ouch....
• A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)