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• As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
• I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
• Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo.
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• This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act ii, Sc. 2...