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• Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
• Things only appear to get lost--they're waiting for you in next week.
• As of next Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update your programs.
• I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
  -- Susan, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• My wife made me join a bridge club...I jump next week.
• How many board meetings -- does it take to get a light bulb changed?
  This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items....
• Who is on 1st. What is on 2nd. I Don't Know is on 3rd.
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...