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• management n. 1. Corporate power elites distinguished primarily by their distance from actual productive work and their chronic failure to manage (see also suit).
  Spoken derisively, as in "Management decided that ....
• management: n. 1. Corporate power elites distinguished primarily by their distance from actual productive work and their chronic failure to manage (see also {suit}).
  Spoken derisively, as in "*Management* decided that ....
• The Devil's DP Dictionary: Stan Kelly-Bootle McGraw-Hill
  1981 ISBN 0-07-034022-6 This pastiche of Ambrose Bierce's famous work is similar in format to the Jargon File (and quotes several entries from jargon-1) but somewhat different in tone and intent....
• I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?
  Death thought about it Cats, he said eventually, Cats are Nice. -- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery...
• Marge: Aren't you glad we got out of the house and came downtown for a little culture?
  Homer: Peh. They're butchering the classics. Could that bassoon have come in any more late?...
• Dissociated Press n. [play on `Associated Press'
  perhaps inspired by a reference in the 1950 Bugs Bunny cartoon "What's Up, Doc?...
• What is a Driveloper? Such a person is ordinarily occupied in the creative activity of original presentations of simple drivel.
  The driveloper has ordinarily gone beyond speaking simple bureaucratese and is now into some form of neo-computer language....
• Around the turn of this century, a composer named Camille Saint-Saens wrote a satirical zoological-fantasy called "Le Carnaval des Animaux.
  Aside from one movement of this piece, "The Swan", Saint-Saens didn't allow this work to be published or even performed until a year had elapsed after his death....
• Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. -- Don Herold