What is a Driveloper? Such a person is ordinarily occupied in the creative
activity of original presentations of simple drivel. The driveloper has
ordinarily gone beyond speaking simple bureaucratese and is now into some
form of neo-computer language. This makes it possible for a driveloper to
belch and sound like some sort of profound policy statement has been made.
Formerly, drivelopers worked almost exclusively in government, but within
the past few years, many have translated their work site to private
industry. While the number of people professionaly engaged in this activity
seems to be increasing, the level of comprehension even between drivelopers
seems to be sadly decreasing.
brute force adj.
Describes a primitive programming style
one in which the programmer relies on the computer's processing
power instead of using his or her own intelligence to simplify the
problem, often ignoring problems of scale and applying naive
methods suited to small problems directly to large ones....
COME FROM n.
A semi-mythical language construct dual to the
`go to' COME FROM <label> would cause the referenced label
to act as a sort of trapdoor, so that if the program ever reached
it control would quietly and automagically be transferred to
the statement following the COME FROM....
