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• U.S. Postal Service
• The Postal Service is raising its rates for storing mail.
• That that is, is. -- Oxymoro
• If the US postal service went email, how would you get stamps on this stuff?
  -- Crazy Wasserman, 1986 ( or 2 A. I. for after Internet )...
• paper-net n. Hackish way of referring to the postal service, analogizing it to a very slow, low-reliability network.
  Usenet sig blocks sometimes include a "Paper-Ne...
• paper-net: n. Hackish way of referring to the postal service, analogizing it to a very slow, low-reliability network.
  USENET {sig block}s sometimes include a "Paper-Ne...
• Advanced BASIC -- Oxymoro
• Airline food -- Oxymoro
• A lighter Dark Beer is an oxymoron.