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• That that is, is. -- Oxymoro
• Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
  G's Third Law: In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substance...
• Airline food -- Oxymoro
• A lighter Dark Beer is an oxymoron.
• American culture -- Oxymoro
• Artificial grass -- Oxymoro
• As famous as the unknown soldier. -- Oxymoro
• Athletic Scholarship. -- Oxymoro
• ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!