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• The following appeared in a newspaper published in the state of Celera.
  "Speed limits on our state's highways should be eliminated in order to increase our state's prosperity....
• Women, n., pl.: wild, ovulating, man-eating nymphomaniacs.
• TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working me
  widows of small means, orphans in the care of guardians and the courts, with many similar malefactors and public enemies....
• The commercial prostitution of love is the last outcome of our whole social system, and its most clear condemnation.
  It flaunts in our streets, it hides itself in the garment of respectability under the name of matrimony, ....
• Frobnitz, pl. Frobnitzem (frob'nitsm) n.: An unspecified physical object, a widget.
  Also refers to electronic black boxes. This rare form is usually abbreviated to FROTZ, or more commonly to FROB....
• Politics is nothing more than medicine on a grand scale.
• The only thing more crooked than politics is insurance.
• Bugs, pl. n.: Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.