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• Bugs, pl. n.: Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.
• Personal Tabu: A small rule for living, bordering on a superstition, that allows one to cope with everyday life in the absence of cultural or religious dictums.
  -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
• A District of Columbia ordinance makes it unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place.
• The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat.
  I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say....
• Small programs are for small minds.
• War is not healthy for soldiers and other living things.
• bug, n: An elusive creature living in a program that makes it incorrect.
  The activity of "debugging", or removing bugs from a program, ends when people get tired of doing it, not when the bugs are removed....