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• He who think by the inch, and talk by the mile, ought to be kicked by the foot.
• It is always better to trust your dog, rather than your neighbors. -- Walto
• One thing men can do better than women: read a map.
  Men read maps better. 'Cause only a male mind could conceive of one inch equaling 100 miles....
• No sport requires more strategy than the mile run.
• A living dog is better than a dead lion. -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes ix, 4
• My friends...what are hot dogs? Chopped dog? No, they're chopped eyeballs, and what's better on eyeballs than A-1?
• It is faster to make a four-inch mirror then a six-inch mirror than to make a six-inch mirror.
  -- Thompson's Rule for first-time telescope makers -- "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep....
• Better dead than Redmond.
• Better gay than grumpy!