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• I hate emergency vehicles. All the names are backwards.
• Please state the nature of the technical emergency
• Computers, vehicles for the mind: They'll drive you crazy.
• I am a Quaker. In case of emergency, please be quiet.
• Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
• I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
• Law of Arbitrary Distinction: Anything may be divided into as many parts as you please.
• Quote #511 * Formal specifications yield correct programs.
  No. Formal specifications yield PhD theses. They may also occasionally yield programs as by-products, but no useful ones....
• You will only find peace when you yield completely to society's control.