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• Machines take me by surprise with great frequency. -- Alan Turing
• The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. -- Alan Saporta
• Hi, I'm Professor Alan Ginsburg... But you can call me.
  .. Captain Toke. -- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL...
• Women and cats do as they dammed well please. Men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
  .. -- Alan Holbrook...
• Women and cats do as they dammed well please. Men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
  .." Alan Holbrook...
• Pepe: Tell me more! I want to know <all> the constellations.
  Homer: Well, there's... Jerry the Cowboy. And that big dipper looking thing is Alan....
• But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know. -- Alan Wa
• I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• My spelling is wobbly. It's good spelling but it wobbles and the letters get in the wrong places.
  -- Alan Alexander Milne -- Pooh...