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• I respect your right to make an idiot of yourself. Please respect mine.
• You make the bed, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.
  -- Joan Rive...
• Princesses don't do dishes or take out garbage.
• Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
  The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess -- Home...
• Here, make yourself at home. --Naw, that's OK.
  I don't want to stick to anything. -- Caddyshack...
• Jimmy Hoffa--please call home.
• Make a promise to yourself.
• Go on and try it. The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself in front of all your friend
• Anywhere you hang yourself is home. -- Henry Rolli